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Songs
This is a new song and is therefore at the top of the list. I take a turn to my more serious, emotional side and draw on all of my experiences from school to football to friendship. This song is simply called "Bunnies eat grass"
Bunnies eat grass
they are small
Bunnies eat grass
They always hop and crawl
Bunnies eat grass
they are cute and furry
Bunnies eat grass
they scamper and scurry
Bunnies eat grass
Dont you worry
Bunnies eat grass
They are always in a hurry
Bunnies eat grass
they have long floppy ears
Bunnies eat grass
and only live for five years
Bunnies eat grass
yes they do
Bunnies eat grass
yes they doooooooooooooo!
the song that gave me the idea for this website
call me and i will sing it for you on the phone like for birthdays and such
Happy Dancing-Punctuation later
Im dancing in the shower, Im dancing when i eat, im dancing on the rooftops, im dancing in the street
dancin is fun dancin is great
i dance so much im always late
I could go all the way, its going going gone
i danced so late its almost dawn. shhhh. quiet
Im dancing in the shower, Im dancing when i eat, im dancing on the rooftops, im dancing in the street
Hate dancing? Better condense the nonsense
and let the dancing commence
I dance all day, i dance all night
if dancings wrong i dont want to be right.
This song was pretty stupid and meant for a grin
So lets sing the chorus once again
Im dancing in the shower, Im dancing when i eat, im dancing on the rooftops, im dancing in the streeeeeeeet
this song is for the ladies i call it "peanut butter"
the sky is blue the grass is green
the water's pure the air is clean
and someone i know takes creatine
so laugh chuckle giggle and guffaw
as i go play in the straw
nothing can destroy my nature wonderland
except for the match and gasoline in my hand
but i wouldnt do that, this place is my home, my hood, maybe my crib
so titter, howl, and smirk if you dont ill go berserk
nature all around me
bush, flower, tree
i sing this song, we sing this song, in humorous jubilee
I can't take full credit for this song, i have to acknowledge Jay-Z for the original song. This is my rendition, called "I'm a white boy baby" (sung to the tune of "i just wanna love u) Let's go Hov! Uh huh, Hov' You, are, not, ready Hov', unstoppable, Dynasty, young Hova I'm a white boy baby [I'm a white boy] I just want you to know [Wanna let you know] When its cold outside [when its cold outside] I shovel my neighbor's snow[I shovel my neighbors snow] Now I just wanna love you [just wanna love you] This is not a scam [you know you love me] Im one step from white trash [no' money, mo' problems] But I'll complete my plan Now give it to me Gimme that funk, that cheep, that tasty, that Kmart stuff But don't bullshit me C'mon, gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, Kmart stuff [Verse 1] If I make a million dollars, ain't no tellin Will I buy a Chevy or a Ford, that's what they be yellin I'm white by blood, not relation Y'all be chasin, I replace them, huh? Eatin some cookies, drinkin some tea Thats my life, cant you see? When is sing its always on key "bunnies eat grass and they are small" It gets better, this time around I'm up, the only place left is down six pairs of kicks, six days of mist' Alive for 17 years, got stuff everywhere Who's rocket is that you ask, its NASA's Go somewhere private where I can eat my ration Like, Kraft macaroni, meat-raw Celery sticks, take those off Give it to me Gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, that Kmart stuff But don't bullshit me C'mon, gimme that funk, that cheap , that tasty, that Kmarti stuff I said give it to me Gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, that Kmart stuff But don't bullshit me Mama, gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, that Kmart stuff [Verse 2] Yeah, save the narrative, dont disparage (that means criticize) Let's keep inside the law-no beatin up ferrets You wanna see how far I'ma go How, much I'ma spend but you already know Zip, zero, stingy with dinero I might decide to impress you with my wit Time to go I gotta split Screw it it, I might fool you and float away on a ship Im too strong cant sink me with a brick Everythings worth something no such thing as priceless When I grow up I want to be a fireman or maybe a clown Steal some clothes from the lost and found Without coats I'd catch a cold I love cereal I think ill have a bowl My family acts like a bunch of Brady's I'm getting poor listen to my wage plea, c'mon Give it to me Gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, that Kmart stuff But don't bullshit me C'mon, gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, that Kmart stuff I said give it to me Gimme that funk, that cheep, that tasty, that Kmart stuff But don't bullshit me Mama, gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, that Kmart stuff I'm a white boy baby [uh, white] I just want you to know [know] When its cold outside I shovel my neighbor's snow[snow, snow] Now I just wanna love you [young Hova] This is not a scam [know you love me] Im one step from white trash [no' money, mo' problems] But I'll complete my plan [Verse 3] Yeah, yeah, yeah Same song, I'm back, been around the world Seeing swirls with colorful pearls Drinkin milk a magnesia, numb from anaesthesia Sleepin in the day, troublin in Dublin Can't supply three, why would you want to By 2 get 1 free, why don't you try me Baby I've got glue, I don't ski, what? Bunnies! Give it to me Gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, that Kmart stuff But don't bullshit me C'mon, gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, that Kmart stuff I said give it to me Gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, that Kmart stuff But don't bullshit me Mama, gimme that funk, that cheap, that tasty, that kmart stuff You gotta... Give it to me Uh, uh huh
its currently 954 pm and as usual im avoding my homework as wellas typyiong well. im going out on a limb on this one, its a little different than what i usually do but since i write this before the song i really dont know if thats true but thats the vibe im getting. Now as everyone knows the title is the most important part of the song it grabs attention so this is it " The Cream of This Great Song" title provided by www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan/.
I shall sing you a little ditty
perhaps a little witty
ahem(that is me clearing my throat to WOW! the audience)
Im flying in the airplane
looking at a magazine
im scared of flying
but i must go see the British queen
She invited me for some tea and crumpets
because she heard of my songs
the greeted me with flute and trumpets
there hearts were filled with glee
Little did they know i am a the greatest ever
they thought i was only a stupid yank
but will i stop? never!
I'll fill up the Bank!(with lots of money that is)
i jumped up and down and let out a yelp
i get easily distracted like at the MEAP
the queen could only manage a soft little yell of "help"
then i covered myself in whipped cream and yelled in her face "beep, beep"
i began a rendition of a familiar song
to you it is well known
Im dancing in the shower, Im dancing when i eat, im dancing on the rooftops, im dancing in the street
i sang this on the telephone (to whom you ask, why to big bird and bert and ernie of course)
Thats the end of my song because i was put in jail
when they questioned me i said i was Rufus the Whale
a very important businessman from Mauritania
They thought i was crazy but o they were wrong
im just a lttle misunderstood
ive been sick most of the week and i have been inspired to write a song about being sick. It shall be referred to as "Greatest Hits Volume XIX"
I woke up with a stuffy nose
My face was the color of rose
From my bed i arose
The Benadryl messed with my head
I wish i was dead
Im going back to bed
Because of my illness dont think im pett-ay
Because my fevers making me sweat-ay
Everyone else is drivin to school in cars.
I think that i might have SARS
Typhoid, Chicken pocks, dysentary
the more there are the more im wary
Sinus headache
My stomach begins to quake(you know where this is going)
i have the flu
a giant disease stew
Stay away from me! im contagious!
outrageous
This is most disadventageous
But i must be courageous
I will convalesce(that means to get better)
Disease versus me is like Deep Blue versus Kasparov in a game of chess
Its a full court press.
Will I get better? The answer: YES
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